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George Crooney · Innovation Expert · Professional Voiceman
George Crooney
"When a professional gets his mitts on a song, that's when it really takes off."

— Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet, Saturday Night Live

One professional voiceman. 300+ songs and setlists to choose from... and counting! Book the experience for any room or outdoor event.

Standards, singalongs, and songs you didn't know you needed — served à la carte or as a curated tasting menu for the room. Drop a coin. Call the track. The floor belongs to whoever's listening — open requests or a featured set, the selector decides what moves the room. Every song is a lesson. Every set is a designed curriculum. The room is the classroom — request a lesson or enroll in a program built for the evening.
★ PROFESSIONAL VOICEMAN     ★ 300+ SONGS AND SETLISTS     ★ STANDARDS · CROONERS · COUNTRY · ROCK · SINGALONGS     ★ AVAILABLE FOR PRIVATE EVENTS · VENUE RESIDENCIES · CORPORATE NIGHTS     ★ OUTDOOR EVENTS WELCOME     ★ PROFESSIONAL VOICEMAN     ★ 300+ SONGS AND SETLISTS     ★ STANDARDS · CROONERS · COUNTRY · ROCK · SINGALONGS     ★ AVAILABLE FOR PRIVATE EVENTS · VENUE RESIDENCIES · CORPORATE NIGHTS     ★ OUTDOOR EVENTS WELCOME     ★ FROM SINATRA TO SOUNDGARDEN     ★ STANDARDS · CROONERS · COUNTRY · CROWD FAVOURITES     ★ À LA CARTE REQUESTS WELCOME     ★ PRIX FIXE SETS AVAILABLE     ★ 300+ SONGS IN ACTIVE ROTATION     ★ FROM SINATRA TO SOUNDGARDEN     ★ STANDARDS · CROONERS · COUNTRY · CROWD FAVOURITES     ★ À LA CARTE REQUESTS WELCOME     ★ PRIX FIXE SETS AVAILABLE     ★ 300+ SONGS IN ACTIVE ROTATION     ★ DROP THE COIN · CALL THE TRACK     ★ 300+ TRACKS IN ROTATION     ★ FEATURED SETS AVAILABLE     ★ OPEN FLOOR REQUESTS WELCOME     ★ ROCK · COUNTRY · STANDARDS · INDIE     ★ THE SELECTOR DECIDES WHAT MOVES THE ROOM     ★ DROP THE COIN · CALL THE TRACK     ★ 300+ TRACKS IN ROTATION     ★ FEATURED SETS AVAILABLE     ★ OPEN FLOOR REQUESTS WELCOME     ★ ROCK · COUNTRY · STANDARDS · INDIE     ★ EVERY SONG IS A LESSON     ★ EVERY SETLIST IS A CURRICULUM     ★ ENROLL IN A LESSON OR A DESIGNED PROGRAM     ★ THE ROOM IS THE CLASSROOM     ★ 300+ LESSONS IN ACTIVE ROTATION     ★ A CLASS NOW FORMING     ★ EVERY SONG IS A LESSON     ★ EVERY SETLIST IS A CURRICULUM     ★ ENROLL IN A LESSON OR A DESIGNED PROGRAM     ★ THE ROOM IS THE CLASSROOM     ★ 300+ LESSONS IN ACTIVE ROTATION    
George Crooney in the Wild, Fishin' for Songs Prix-fixe Curated Arrangements Every Stage is a Classroom
Recorded Live Sets Featured Tasting Menus Featured Sets Full Programmes
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Bet you didn't know you could… À la carte Select & Request Every Song is a Lesson
Create Your Own Setlist The Full Menu The Catalogue Microcredentials
260+ songs in active rotation

Any song on the menu is available to request. The kitchen doesn't always guarantee it — some dishes depend on the room. But if it's listed, it's been cooked before. Any track in the catalogue is available to queue. The selector doesn't always guarantee it — some tracks depend on the room. But if it's listed, it's been played before. Any lesson in the bank is available to request. The instructor doesn't always deliver it — some lessons depend on the room. But if it's listed, it's been taught before.

Moondance
Van Morrison
Session ✦
Brown Eyed Girl
Van Morrison
Session ✦
Into the Mystic
Van Morrison
Session ✦
Fly Me to the Moon
Frank Sinatra
My Way
Frank Sinatra
That's Amore
Dean Martin
Sway
Dean Martin
Session ✦
Memories Are Made of This
Dean Martin
Session ✦
Can't Take My Eyes Off You
Andy Williams
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Song Sung Blue
Neil Diamond
Session ✦
Sweet Caroline
Neil Diamond
A Rainy Night in Soho
The Pogues
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Thunderstruck
AC/DC
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Sin City
AC/DC
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Someday Never Comes
CCR
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Pagan Baby
CCR
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Nothing Else Matters
Metallica
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Going to California
Led Zeppelin
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Maggie May
Rod Stewart
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Take Me to the River
Talking Heads
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Against the Wind
Bob Seger
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50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
Paul Simon
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You May Be Right
Billy Joel
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The Chain
Fleetwood Mac
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One Headlight
The Wallflowers
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Dirty Work
Steely Dan
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The Pretender
Foo Fighters
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Voices Carry
Til Tuesday
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People Are Strange
Echo & The Bunnymen
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Call Me Maybe
Carly Rae Jepsen
Session ✦
Click a song to add it to your setlist — click again to remove. Build a full set or pick just one. When you're ready, hit Submit Request in the bar at the bottom to send the list to George. Use Clear to start over.
View full menu — 260+ songs ↗
Rei Inamoto's Hacker-Hipster-Hustler Team… All In One!
From the Design Lab to the Live Lounge

George Crooney is a working lounge singer — standards, singalongs, and songs that move rooms. The repertoire runs from Sinatra to Soundgarden, from classic country to crowd favourites most performers wouldn't think to play.

"In everything I do, the ideology that works for me is a simple rule. Serve the song. The song's ego is bigger than anyone else's. If you serve the song you can't lose." — Chris Goss, Rock Sound (2001)

Songwriter, record producer, and frontman of Masters of Reality, Chris Goss is the Masterchef of Songcraft & Secret Recipes — a producer whose methodology begins and ends with the song itself, never the ego of the performer or the trend of the moment. It is the same ideology that governs every setlist George Crooney has ever put together: the song is the dish, the performer is the kitchen, and the room is who you're cooking for.

The character has a history. Dr. Goulet — named for a Saturday Night Live riff on Canadian crooner Robert Goulet, filtered through a decade of hosting Rockaoke Live! feat. The Naturals — was recognized for an alchemical gift with setlists: the ability to read a room and sequence songs that consistently delivered, then deploy the well-chosen deep cut from an indie or college rock catalogue precisely when the moment could hold it. The audience called it Doctor Obscurity. The name was a compliment.

When the band dissolved, the mad scientist traded the laboratory for the lounge. The experimental impulse remained — in the setlist sequencing, the intertextual song choices, the production infrastructure. But the venue changed. Smaller rooms. More intimate. The request app replaced the binder.

The Production Chain
R&D
Doctor Obscurity
HACKER · Study → Explore
Viable · Resources · Potentiality (Beer)
Do we have the tools, resources, and knowledge? The scientist in the lab — studying the objective space of who, what, and where. Uncovering and curating the raw pools of songs: the building blocks of cultural knowledge from which everything else is drawn. The crate digger working the archive — uncovering and curating the raw pools of tracks from which every set is drawn. Do we have the records, the knowledge, and the cultural range? The research layer before the floor opens. The researcher in the archive — studying the objective space of cultural knowledge, sequencing, and pedagogical design. Uncovering and curating the raw pool of lessons: the learning units from which every curriculum is assembled.
Prod
Professor Playlist
HIPSTER · Explore → Evaluate
Feasible · Processes · Capability (Beer)
Can it be done with the skills available to make use of those tools and resources? The designer in the studio — taking songs from Doctor Obscurity's pools and arranging them into designed playlists, setlists, and tasting menus. Soundtrap sessions, recorded covers, the sequenced prix fixe set. The selector on the floor — taking tracks from the crate and arranging them into featured sets with arc, logic, and intentional sequence. The Soundtrap production layer. The designed set before it plays. The curriculum designer in the studio — taking lessons from the Researcher's archive and arranging them into designed curricula with a learning arc. The course structure, the sequenced program, the instructional design layer.
Live
George Crooney
HUSTLER · Evaluate → Design → Re-invest (Study)
Desirable · Values · Actuality (Beer)
Can it produce sustainable value? The man with the plan — evaluating value propositions, designing the system that delivers them to the room, and closing the autopoietic loop: the revenue from the lounge funds the next cycle of R&D. Can it move the floor? The performer who reads the room — evaluating what's working, adjusting the set in real time, and closing the loop: what lands on the floor feeds the next cycle of crate digging. Can it produce sustainable learning? The instructor in the room — evaluating the pedagogical value proposition, delivering the designed curriculum live, and closing the loop: what the room teaches feeds the next cycle of research.
S/E/E/D (Flynn) · Hacker/Hipster/Hustler (Inamoto) · Viable/Feasible/Desirable (IDEO, Flynn, corrected) · RPV (Christensen et al.) · Potentiality/Capability/Actuality (Beer)
Travels in Intertextuality by Professor Playlist — a Crooney.ca mashup of the Carson/Goulet SNL sketch · click for the Soundtrap archive
Bookings & Enquiries
How to Reach Out
Private Events & Venue Bookings
Bookings & Enquiries
Click here to email George directly — the easiest way to reach out. He reads every message and replies personally. Weddings, parties, corporate events, community nights, venue residencies — the show shapes itself to fit the room. Weddings, parties, corporate events, community nights, venue residencies. The show shapes itself to fit the room — à la carte or a curated prix fixe set for the occasion. Parties, venue nights, corporate events, community floors. The set shapes itself to fit the room — open floor requests or a featured set for the occasion. Workshops, institutional events, community learning nights, venue residencies. The curriculum shapes itself to fit the room — individual lessons or a designed program for the occasion.
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Travels in Intertextuality · Soundtrap Sessions
Artist Collaboration
Remote recording collaborations are possible through the Soundtrap platform — producers, engineers, and artists can contribute to sessions from anywhere in the world. Browse the project archive at the link below, then request access through Bookings & Enquiries.
soundtrap.crooney.ca →
Spotify, Apple Music, Tidal, More…
Playlist → Setlist Design
The curation layer — prix fixe prototypes, Rockaoke Live! monthly pools, and research playlists assembled before they reach a live audience or a Soundtrap session.
Doctor Obscurity on Spotify →
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PhD & Research
For academic collaborators, supervisors, and institutional partners interested in the TIM PhD, the ARIES certificate, or the |F|D|S|L| experience design framework.
phd.crooney.ca →
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